WARNING!
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EAT TOMATO SOUP
There are rumors that Tomato soup was the first soup made in 1869 and all other soups are demonic mocks of it. These are false accusations. God gave man the first soup at creation, and the devil attempted to recreate it, but failed and made tomato soup in the process. Humans were never able to truly recreate God's soup either, but in 1898, Campbell made a chicken-noodle soup that is near-perfection. DO NOT EAT TOMATO SOUP. It will immediately start withering your body, which is irreversible.